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The 75 year old man and his young, knockout
wife
were
shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the
man's
oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous
blonde
bending over the counter to try on a necklace,
the friend asked "How in
the hell did YOU land a wife
like that?" The old man whispered back,
"Easy. I told her I was
90!"
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Two couples were playing poker one evening.
Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. Whe... | | | | | 2. | Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking.
Mrs. Du... | | | | | 3. | Marriage quotes 10
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a ... | | | | | 4. | Marriage quotes 12
Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experience... | | | | | 5. | Marriage quotes 11
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off... | | | | | 6. | Marriage quotes 13
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too... | | | | | 7. | Marriage quotes 02
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; after... | | | | | 8. | Marriage quotes 14
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks a... | | | | | 9. | What is the most damaging food?
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs ... | | | | | 10. | A staged wedding to bust dealers
As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter",... | | | | | 11. | I just needed to use your car
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to t... | | | | | 12. | Too much speeding
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer,... | | | | | 13. | The guide to wife translations
The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife ... | | | | | 14. | University courses for men and women
Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marit... | | | | | 15. | Someone really stinks
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the b... | | | | | 16. | Problems from the start
John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She open... | | | | | 17. | Why can't you be like that?
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving two... | | | | | 18. | I have "great" news for you
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty... | | | | | 19. | Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool... | | | | | 20. | Be afraid if you annoy this husband
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, ... | | |
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Robber met animals
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus." |
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