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Fishing jokes
MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin,
O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat
there on afternoon, his cousin walked by.
"What are ye doing?"
asked O'Bannon.
"Fishin'," said MacAndrews.
"Caught
anything?"
"Ach, nae a bite,"
"What are ye usin' fer
bait?"
"Worms"
"Let me see it," said
O'Bannon.
MacAndrews lifted the line from the water and handed it to his cousin.
O'Bannon took out his flask of potcheen and dipped the worm in it. He
handed it back to MacAndrews, who cast his line once more. As soon as
the worm hit the water, his rod bent over double, the line screaming
out.
"Have ye got a bite?" asked O'Bannon.
"No!"
shouted MacAndrews, fighting with the rod, "The worm's got a
salmon
by the throat!"
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Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny." "Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd." |
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