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Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before I die the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked. So the nun takes off all her clothes.She then says, "before I die i would like to see a man naked. So the father takes off his clothes. She looks at his penis and says, "My God!! What is that for?"He says "You stick it in a hole and it brings forth life."The nun replies, "Then how about you stick it up that camels ass and let's get the hell out of here!"
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Poker
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Contributed by: matte
Date added: 9/19/2008
Joke Categories: Marriage Jokes, Situation Jokes
Views: 335
Two couples were playing poker one evening.
Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down
under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue, wasn't
wearing any underwear.
Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife
followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She
said, ''Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.''
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since
her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be
at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp
- and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom
and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his
wife: ''Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'' With a lump in her
throat Sue answered ''Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this
afternoon.'' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly
asked, ''And did he give you $500?''
Sue, using her best poker face, replied, ''Well, yes, in fact he did
give me $500.''
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
''He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He
promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay
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One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them". The teacher looks surprised and asks "What do you mean,two?"DirtyJohnny responds,"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sittersteeth." |
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