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Ass-corked
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Date added: 12/10/2007
Joke Categories: Situation Jokes
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| Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish." And I said, "No shit." | | |  Add to Favorites  Printable View  Flag as Inappropriate |
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