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Did you pay taxes?
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Date added: 12/10/2007
Joke Categories: Business Jokes
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| |A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carelton, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile.""Thank goodness," returned Mr. Carelton, with a giant grin on his face, "I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash." | | |  Add to Favorites  Printable View  Flag as Inappropriate |
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