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The Jew, American, and Pollack.

Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the gernade out and jumps. He lands and sees a little boy crying and asks "what's the matter"? The boys says "my dog just blew up!"The American tosses the gernade, jumps and when he lands he sees a little girl crying. She tells him, "my cat just blew up!"The Pollack tosses, jumps and lands. He sees this Redneck laughing his head off. "What so funny, asks the Pollock?"The Redneck replies - "I just farted and my house blew up!"
 
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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of...
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Date added: 12/10/2007
Joke Categories: Celebrity Jokes
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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!
 
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One day in class the teacher...

One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them". The teacher looks surprised and asks "What do you mean,two?"DirtyJohnny responds,"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sittersteeth."
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