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Florida State Tropper
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Contributed by: matte
Date added: 12/14/2007
Joke Categories: Elderly Jokes, Life jokes
Views: 331
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of
the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying
the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the state trooper behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am
I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to await the trooper's
arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his
watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you
can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you
go.'
The old gentleman paused then said, 'Three years ago, my wife ran off with
a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'
'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper. | | |  Add to Favorites  Printable View  Flag as Inappropriate |
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