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I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to help me, I hurt all over!''What do you mean?' said the doctor.The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,'Ow, that hurts.'Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, 'Ouch! That hurts, too.'Then she touched her right earlobe. 'Ow, even THAT hurts!'The doctor asked the woman, 'Are you a natural blonde?''Why yes,' she said.'I thought so,' said the doctor. 'You have a sprained finger.'
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A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City...
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Date added: 12/10/2007
Joke Categories: Travel Jokes
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| A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They don't serve BEER here, you MORON!" The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle."And what's so funny?!?" the New Yorker demands."Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food." | | |  Add to Favorites  Printable View  Flag as Inappropriate |
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One day in class the teacher...
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them". The teacher looks surprised and asks "What do you mean,two?"DirtyJohnny responds,"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sittersteeth." |
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