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The Lumberjack...
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to scram."Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the skinny man."Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the lumberjack."Take your axe and go cut it down!"The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree down," said the little man.The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?""In the Sahara Forest," replied the puny man."You mean the Sahara Desert," said the lumberjack.The little man laughed and answered back..."Oh sure, that's what they call it now!
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Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking...
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Date added: 12/10/2007
Joke Categories: Travel Jokes
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| Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired.Holmes wakes up deep into the night, wakes Watson and says "Watson, do yousee the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is? What can youdeduce from it?"Watson yawns and tries to play the game. "Well, this clearly tells us theweather tomorrow is going to be dry and sunny.""No, my friend. It's much simpler than that. Someone has stolen our tent." | | |  Add to Favorites  Printable View  Flag as Inappropriate |
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Robber met animals
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus." |
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