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The story goes that Air Force One was
over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Requesting
Radar".
"What is you position?" asked ATC
"You got radar
you find us" Air Force One replied.
After a few minutes ATC
announced "Air Force One we're changing
frequency"
"What
frequency are you changing to?" asked Air Force One
"You've got 720
channels - you find us!" ATC replied.
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Spanish singer Julio Iglesias Rating: Contributed by: N/A Date added: 12/10/2007 Joke Categories: Ethnic Jokes, Irish Jokes Views: 163
| Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'. Diamond asked him to explain what it meant. He said that the term means "maybe the job will be done to-morrow, maybe the next day, maybe the day after that. Perhaps next week, next month, next year. Who cares?" The host turned to Irishman Shay Brennan who was also on the show and asked him if there was an equivalent term in Irish. "No. In Ireland we don't have a word to describe that degree of urgency.", replied Brennan. | | | Add to Favorites Printable View Flag as Inappropriate |
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One day in class the teacher...
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them". The teacher looks surprised and asks "What do you mean,two?"DirtyJohnny responds,"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sittersteeth." |
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