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Travel and tourist jokes
A German tourist walks into a
McDonald's in New York City
and orders a
beer. (In Germany and many
parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does
serve
beer.) The
local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the
jab: "They
don't serve BEER here, you MORON!" The German fellow felt
pretty
stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised
look,
and begins to chuckle.
"And what's so funny?!?" the New
Yorker demands.
"Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came
here for the
food."
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