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The Pepsi plane crash...
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Date added: 12/10/2007
Joke Categories: Food Jokes
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| There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle. A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew. They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the crew. They searched the area and met with a tribe of cannibals. They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash. The Chief nods and simply says, "Yes...seen plane crash". When asked where the crew was, the Cheif replyed, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi!" The Rescue crew was shocked. Another man asked, "Did you eat their legs?" The chief replied, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi!" Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?" The Chief said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Peps!" Finally, another rescuer had to ask, "Did you..you know...eat their...things?" The cheif says, "NO, you idoit!"... even cannibals know that..." THINGS go better with Coke!" | | |  Add to Favorites  Printable View  Flag as Inappropriate |
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