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Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>...now its 11:00 at the police station...billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>...now its midnight... and the power goes out...!!billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>wait?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button.billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger!! :>
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You can now eat your own plate
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Date added: 12/10/2007
Joke Categories: Food Jokes
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| |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate.Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that he had perfected an edible plate made from wheat grain, and that he planned to mass-produce it and other edible crockery including cups, bowls and food containers.Chen spent six years developing the plate, which he said would retail at about 7 cents each.Diners who don't want to eat the items - which taste like unsalted popcorn - can boil them for a nutritious meal for animals, he said.Chen said this can help reduce pollution caused by discarded crockery. The only disadvantage, he said, is his crockery cannot be washed and reused. | | |  Add to Favorites  Printable View  Flag as Inappropriate |
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Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour. "Now, Timothy,it's not the usual thing for you to ask for three whiskeys. It'scelebratin', you are."Ahh, ye know me too well, Micheal, ye do. Truth, and I'm celebratingme first blow job."Callahan smiled benevolently and set a fourth glass on the bar."Now, that's special," he said. "For an old customer like y'rself,here's a fourth on the house, so I may be sharin' your celebrationwith you."Shandy shook his head, and replied "'Tis verra kind of ye, Micheal,but I'm thinkin' if three won't get rid of the taste, four won'teither." |
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