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The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for"Show & Tell," and the next day every kid had something.The teacher asks Wendy: What did you bring?"I brought a Walkman.""And what is it for?""You can listen to music with it!""That's nice Wendy. What did you bring Kenny?""I brought a 'lectrical can opener, it opens cans!""Well done, Kenny.Umm, Johnny, I see you didn't bring anything!""Yes, I did. It's in the hall."So the entire class goes into the hallway."Umm, Johnny, what is that?""It's a heart/lung machine hospitals use to keep your heart going.""Whoa. What did your father say about you bringing this?""He said, 'AAAARRRGGGH!!!'"
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Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour. "Now, Timothy,it's not the usual thing for you to ask for three whiskeys. It'scelebratin', you are."Ahh, ye know me too well, Micheal, ye do. Truth, and I'm celebratingme first blow job."Callahan smiled benevolently and set a fourth glass on the bar."Now, that's special," he said. "For an old customer like y'rself,here's a fourth on the house, so I may be sharin' your celebrationwith you."Shandy shook his head, and replied "'Tis verra kind of ye, Micheal,but I'm thinkin' if three won't get rid of the taste, four won'teither." |
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