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The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for"Show & Tell," and the next day every kid had something.The teacher asks Wendy: What did you bring?"I brought a Walkman.""And what is it for?""You can listen to music with it!""That's nice Wendy. What did you bring Kenny?""I brought a 'lectrical can opener, it opens cans!""Well done, Kenny.Umm, Johnny, I see you didn't bring anything!""Yes, I did. It's in the hall."So the entire class goes into the hallway."Umm, Johnny, what is that?""It's a heart/lung machine hospitals use to keep your heart going.""Whoa. What did your father say about you bringing this?""He said, 'AAAARRRGGGH!!!'"
 
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Date added: 12/10/2007
Joke Categories: Police Jokes
Views: 177

A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued,

"Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance
between my car the the car in back of me."
 
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