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A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
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Date added: 12/10/2007
Joke Categories: Drunk Jokes
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| A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:"Ok.I'll let him pass, there's no hurry. Two minutes lateranother whiskey comes by and pizza let him pass too, buttwo minutes later when the next one got there, pizza stopedhim:"What's going on out there?" it asked. "Why, there's aparty going on!! It's great! They're having the most fun!!"the whiskey replied.And pizza said: "Great, I'll go check it out!" | | |  Add to Favorites  Printable View  Flag as Inappropriate |
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