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spit on my beer
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Date added: 12/10/2007
Joke Categories: Bar Jokes
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| One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it. So, Fred wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that read: "I spit in my beer."When Fred returned to his bar stool, there was another note beside his beer: "I spit in your beer, too!" | | |  Add to Favorites  Printable View  Flag as Inappropriate |
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