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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe
and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They
didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they
told him
that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb,
and that the
woman with really big tits were really really dumb.
When they got to
the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son
and asked where his
dad was. The boy said, "Well, the last time I
saw him he was talking
to this really, really, really dumb blond,
and the longer they talked
the dumber he got."
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Date added: 12/10/2007
Joke Categories: Bar Jokes
Views: 377
| A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!" The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." The bartender opens the door and looks in. You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket! | | |  Add to Favorites  Printable View  Flag as Inappropriate |
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One day in class the teacher...
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them". The teacher looks surprised and asks "What do you mean,two?"DirtyJohnny responds,"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sittersteeth." |
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