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One day a boy and his father were at the
dining room
table
working on the boy's Social Studies homework,
the chapter
about government. The boy turns to his father and
asks,
"Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?"
The father
replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."
 
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I just had a dream about it
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Date added: 12/10/2007
Joke Categories: Holiday jokes
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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?""You'll know tonight." he said.That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
 
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