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A blonde is suffering from a
sore throat so
she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to
the doctor
who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says
"Open
wide." "I can't" replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with

arms."
 
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Holy Water
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Date added: 9/12/2005
Joke Categories: One liners
Views: 519

Q. How Do You Get Holy Water?

A. You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
 
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