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Cockroach killing
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Date added: 12/10/2007
Joke Categories: Animal Jokes, Relationships
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| My wife is too afraid of cockroaches. One fine day I heard my wife scream. She saw a cockroach! I asked her to take the killing spray and to spray it on the cockroach. She took the spray and turned to me and said,"THIS SPRAY IS ONLY TO KILL THE MOSQUITOS! How can it work for the cockroach?" I said to her, "Don't show the lable to the cockroach!" | | |  Add to Favorites  Printable View  Flag as Inappropriate |
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